"She'll Learn"

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I've got a band, it's O.K.
I've got a girl, she steps on me
she always tells me, "everything alright"
she tells me I stand tall, I have all of the might

In my mind, I can see her face turn, when she's with all of her friends
she sets her trust on fire to burn, now she's taking a lesson, she will learn

I've got some friends, the're O.K
I've got a girl, i think she wants on me
she always tells my friends everythings alright
she tells her friends she wants me to F O D

I wanna know, why won't she do this to me?
I want her to learn, i want her to get rid of me

"I Wanna Be Your Taxi Driver"

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Hello, you know my name, I'll be your taxi driver today
I'll take you anywhere you want to go and there will be no toll
what time do you get out of school? where you want is where I'll be
I'll meet you by the 21 doors, i'll be there at 3

can I pick you up from school? Ive got to talk to you
I wanna give you a ride, so I can be by your side, and I can take you home
If you want to leave, that's ok with me, but if you want to stay
you're always welcome aboard, for you alot of fuel I've stored
I wanna be your taxi cab driver today

my car, it's not a Lincoln, it's not a cadillac
but it drives down the road, and the seats go back
there is no stick-shift in the way, and I'll always let the radio play
so come on, walk strait, into my cab, there is nothing to push you away

"First Choice"

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I met you just the other day, from you i stood far away
I didn't know what to say to you, nor I couldn't figure out what to do
I was friends with a friend of yours, I was dying to be yours
I just thought that I should say "goodbye" cuz I know I could never call you mine

I was dying to be your first choice
while i watched you hang around the other boys
when will the day come that we can fly away
I said we'll leave this stupid world today

You told me how you loved my voice, I was thinkin, baby you are my first choice
could i be good enough for you, or would all your friends call you a fool
then one day i sat down to play, i thought of all the words i wanted to say
I'll do anything for you, please tell me today, dream come true

"Dead End"

Originally by Faster Driveshaft

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I once hit a dead end, between me and all of my friends
I really don't know what happened but I sure would like to know
I guess things just weren't going right, not keeping with the flow
beyond my comprehension, the hell if i know

round and round i go, where it stops, I wish I knew
My life is fading so fast, and my car is running out of gas
where did all the time go, i just don't know
yes you ought to tell me why I am at a dead end

You told me how easy it's been, just to play me like a fool
all my friends are leaving me, now you tell me you are too?
I've just been so rejected, now i am feeling so neglected
I'll just walk the streets tonight, try to find another paradise

"Missing Link"

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I'm working from 9 until 5, I'm working just to stay alive
I don't know what's wrong with me
I have no clue what you are about to do, I have this thing and it's for you
and driving me insane

Last night I talked to you for a while, i was intrigued about your style
you hammered me away
I can't speak clearly I can't think, I thought I was the missing link,
that would put together the chain

I thought I was your missing link
but now I know I was so wrong
I thought I was your missing link

I'm working from 5 until 1, I'm working just to supply my lungs
with all the smoke they need
I have no clue when I am going to die, I hope it's when I'm really high
so I can jump the plane
this plane will take me to your heart someday so then I can be with you
In my own little way
but please tell me, some day that I can be with you, or kill the missing link

"Poor Boy"

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I saw you standing alone, so I said "Hi" with a groan
you told me to fuck off, so I just sat there and moaned
I tried to show you I cared, but you just sat there and stared
you showed me the finger, now I am scared of you

what can you do when you have no shoes,
what can you say, when you have no name
what can you be, when you are just like me
I am a poor boy to you, and I don't know what to do
I am a poor boy to you, can you tell me what to do

I am a poor boy to you, so can you tell me what to do
to prove my affection without a rejection, I wish I could get closer to you
I have no mouse, have no rat, I just live in a frat, the ceiling is leaking,
hell I am now thinking, I wish I could just be with you once for a weekend

"Parachute"

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I am sick of this stupid world telling me what to do
I wish I could have some time when I am all alone
I know you don't want to hear me sing this stupid song
but if you listen to my bullshit, you will learn something is wrong

I'm tired of walking down the line with the wrong pair of shoes
It's just like you jump without a parachute, you have nothing to lose
oh no

I am sick of standing in front of you, sweating off my balls
I wish we could be so good, like NoFX or ALL
I know you don't want to hear me playing my guitar
the only reason I know how to play is cuz i fucker named Lars

"What Should I Do? (Your Boyfriend Wants To Kick My Ass)"

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I wish I could know, what's cooking in his brain
I wish I could figure out what makes him go insane
I wish I knew, what I (supposedly) did to you
I wish I could be that someone he wants me to be

even though it's been a long time since I talked to you
He just thinks on beating me, even though I have been true
and just because I was your first, he is your last
he doesn't have to be a big pain in the ass

What should I do your boyfriend wants to kick my ass
should I be afraid or not?
I have been up all night, and trying to figure out
why your boyfriend wants to kick my ass

I wish he would understand the way I feel about you,
then he'll realize, there is nothing he has to do
I wish he would have listened to what I had to say
that's why I wrote this song today (Nov 97)

and even though it's been a long time since I played with you
He just thinks the Louisville slugger will end our feud
and just because I wanted to repo my coat (that I left at your house)
he doesn't have to be the big bad wolf

Enemy"

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I've got an enemy, he lives right down the street
last night he egged my house, and toilet papered my trees
this guy sucks at life, but he's good at pissing me off
I can never think of a way to tell him "that's enough"

there are a lot of enemies in this world
there is an enemy for everyone
If you don't believe me, you'll know it's true
when an enemy might pretend,
before you know, he's (she's) not your friend
you'll find out in the end

I've got an enemy who works with me everyday
he likes to talk a lot, he thinks he knows everything
he only shows respect when he is outta cigarettes
that way he can get them off of me

"Useless Words"

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Wasting away
With every useless word I say
I will take one last look
As I walk away

I didn't even know you
But, maybe I wanted to
Then things just went too fast
What else is there to do?

I know I'm not the one
You want to hear this from
Though I will hurt ten times more
In the long run

I think this should be the last time I see you
But you'll be in my dreams tonight
You'll be in my dreams tonight

I know if you stay with me
You're making a mistake
You really need someone
That can give you what you need

Maybe I am too young
To be messed up in the head
If that's the case, than it's my loss
If this becomes a regret

I don't know what it is
That makes me feel like this
Though I will hurt more in the end
If you stay

I know this will be the last time I see you
But you'll be in my dreams tonight
You'll be in my dreams tonight

I know I'm not the one
You want to hear this from
Though I will hurt ten times more
In the long run

I think this should be the last time I see you
But you'll be in my dreams tonight
You'll be in my dreams tonight

(I'm sorry, I had the turntable at the wrong speed. Want to try it again?)

(Turns out they were all seeing the same shock therapist [applause])

"Our Band"

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Why does it have to be this way
Why do I have to cry
Every time I think we're ahead
Every thing starts to fall behind

After all this work we've done
We're still not anywhere
All we want is to rock your world
But hard work won't get us there

Don't you think that we could be
The next Grammy winners on MTV

We have two singers
that's two for all the girls and boys
but I guess were still outnumbered
if you count the Backstreet Boys
The hecklers always throw things at me
That is a source of dread
It's hard to sing
When a can of bud bounces of your head

"Fortune's Fool"

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Give me one chance
and I could make her mine
You are so cruel to give us both so little time
What is your plan?
to make me feel this way
when I'm content...
you take it all away

You show me how great life can be
Then you take all life's pleasure from me
You leave me all of my pain and my doubt
Just think about the cards you have handed me

Destiny, Please tell me
Why you play with my heart
Spare me this heartache bliss
Bring her to my arms and leave us alone

"Cyber Sweetie"

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Can someone tell me why this has to be
'can never see my punk rock babe, cuz she lives in Jersey
Foxi nicki was her name
I don't care what my friends say, they think I'm insane

she lives far away
she lives where Kid with Man Head plays.
'better live it up, cuz she lives so far away

she lives far away
that's ok, miles mean nothing to me,
I never seen her face,
it's ok, cuz I'm insane

better live it up,
and wonder if she thinks of me
she lives in jersey that's ok miles mean nothing to me

Every night I lay down, wondering, wondering
Why she hasn't mailed me, or giving me a ring
I become uptight, then I stay up all night
When you get a chance baby tell me, "you still love me," right?

"The Ides"

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When I look ahead I can't see clearly
Anchored all the time to things so near me
Always struggling with the urge to run away

Always try to move ahead succinctly
Can never see the future too distinctly
When did my hope, seem to lose its ray?

Steadfast as I go from day to day
Slowly my resolve just slips away

Looking back
I've been right on track
Come what may
Has brought me here today
Looking forward now
It's a long way down
It's no surprise
That I'm in the ides

Not including random flights of fancy
Optimism seems a bit too chancy
Hope seems just to scared to come around

So I go around and round now in this circular insanity
It's given from time to time now by the obstacles that 'counter me
It's hard to move ahead, buried underground

"Friend"

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save it for someone who'll really make a difference
save it for someone who'll really understand
I know that you care for me, I know it's been a long time since
the first time that we touched our soft warm innocent sweet lips
the day that you cared for me was the day that you met yourself
in my heart, it is still there
I still think and wish that sometimes we should be together
but for one of us, it's never fair , yeah!

please don't ever fall apart
it was never all good from the start
I know I am not the better man
but I will always be your friend

save it for someone who really has a better chance
save it for someone who won't try to get in your pants
I know that you're scared of me I never had the chance to say
The guy you're with don't fucking love her!

I told you not to care and not to ever think about
if you don't want to be my friend
you hurt yourself, you fell but your heart was still intact
To call me up and cry, but now who's wrong? YEAH

I told you so... and I'm right