Jesse Buy Nothing... Go To Prom Anyways!

(Prom with Jesse)

Prom is coming up
It's on the 17th of May
And I have got a message
That I want to convey

I'll buy a nice suit
And you can wear a pretty dress
You will watch me dance
And realize I am the best

[Chorus]
Will you go to prom with me
(And dance [x6])
Will you go to prom with me
(And dance [x6])

We'll slow dance
And fast dance
And clap, clap, clap our hands (clap, clap, clap)

My moves will be so hot
You'll have to stand under the fan

This dance will be better
Than your favorite ice cream
I cut like a knife
And I dance just like a dream

[Chorus x2]

Lets go to prom
Ahhh... let's go to prom
Lets go to the prom [x2]

(I buy nothing
Jesse buy nothing)

[Chorus x4]

Prom with Jesse

Call N Return (Say Tha Your Into Me)

You promised me starry night skies
They just remind me of your shining bright eyes
I'm missing your voice at night time
This sepa-separation seem-seems a sad crime

B-b-b-but don't don't don't think think think I forgot you you you
Are are are oh so sweet I I I - I knew

If only you were here
Things would be more magical

If I was there
Right now would be more radical

You're so not near
I'm wishing I could place a call

And feel closer to you ooo-ooo

The miles of air and road and land
That separate me from all my plans
Were havin' havin' havin' havin' fun
But something something tells me I miss someone

B-but I hope hope hope you didn't forget me I couldn't
Forget you the whole time I always knew I knew

Say that you're into me, let me know how it will be
If you don't know just say so
I'll wait till the perfect time think of all the perfect lines
I'll make sure if I let you know

We've got movies on our list to see
Things to do just you and me
Calls to make from here to there and back
We've got fun to have and days to spend
Stars to see or just pretend
At least for now just keep things right on track

Shimmy Shimmy Quarter Turn

The wilted flowers that I gave
Were not as nice as your bouquet
All the lyrics that I wrote
Not as smart as the words you spoke
The starlight above my hometown
Ain't as bright as the star I've found
Every drawing that I drew
Was never ever as cute as you

Serious as a heart attack
I'm looking in my almanac
I gotta find out all the things
And find out where she got her wings
Shimmy shimmy quarter turn
I feel like I will never learn
How can I check lost and found
When I'm too busy getting down

(Wasn't ready for that one)

(Take it back to square one)

[x2]
Gotta get it back to
A backup plan to find you
Start acceleration
Take it back to square one

I swear that I'm not kidding
We're just trying to fit in
With all the other answers
Questions never confirmed
States that keep us far apart
Track the beating of my heart
Mark the places in my book
With photographs we never took
I swear that I'm not kidding
The night time is so pretty
With all the stars above your eyes
I'm sneaking out and making ties
States that keep us far apart
Track the beating with a chart
Mark the rhythms that I shook
Everytime I caught you look

[x4]
Gotta get it back to
A backup plan to find you
Start acceleration
Take it back to square one

If You Wanna...I Might

You take a seat right next to me
And I take my Lit notes nervously
I've gotta stay calm, I just want you to stay
I am always daydreaming
Hoping you've dreamt of the same thing
I've gotta stay calm, I don't want this to change

I've been assuming everything
Hoping you'll soon mean everything
I've gotta stay calm, I want this to be real
I don't think you're into me
But truly, that's okay with me
I've gotta stay calm and find out how you feel

So if you wanna say "I-I-I like you"
I might feel just like you
If you choose-choose not to
I knew you-you would

Sometimes I think I am out of my league
And then sometimes I think I can dream
Sometimes I wish I could be the one fish
That you choose out of all in the sea

We are non-existent
But I'll try to be persistent
I've gotta keep on if I want to be close to you
I know you're uninterested
I'm probably just some stupid kid
I could give up if you would want me to

Two Gay German Clubbers Who Are In A Club

[Nokia ring tone]
[Forrest:] Hello?
[Jesse:] Hey Deidrich, where you at?
[Forrest:] Um, I'm in the club. We in the club tonight!
[Jesse:] Ya? What are you doing on June 21st, you dummy?
[Forrest:] We're going to the club to see the show!
[Jesse:] What show, you idiot? Speak up a little!
[Forrest:] Hold on, let me go in the bathroom. [Door closes]
Okay, that's better. It's a prom at Chain Reaction
in Anaheim and everyone will be there.
[Jesse:] Oh, shut up! You are so much of a liar!
[Forrest:] It's true, I swear! It's in the club, like me!
Musical groups are playing dance music!
[Jesse:] Shut up!
[Forrest:] It's true, I swear! Limbeck and Melee
and Hellogoodbye are all gonna be in the club.
[Jesse:] Ooh! I wanna go to the club!
[Forrest:] Ya! Let's go!
[Jesse:] Ok, ya! Meet me in the club!
[Forrest:] Bye, boy!
[Jesse:] Bye!

Trevor Roolz (A Lot)

oh lindsay pai
the apple of my eye
i sing this song tonight
hoping that you're mine

give alex your brother's phone number

she's my lindsay pai
cold drink of water's such sweet surprise
tastes so good
make a grown man cry
sweet lindsay pai

One-Armed Scissor

Mon-Wed-end of-Wed 1:56 pm
Hi Forrest, this is--
I was wondering where gay is- uhhh
The gay place, the yo-yo-gurt place
So why don't you call me back sometime
When you get this message and
Let me know, if you know that information
Uhh call my cell phone 949-1--
Right now its about 1
And i just talked to Angela
She said the audition for you is still here
So you need to call back
My phone might be off
I don't want that to intimiate you
So leave me information on my message machine

Welcome To The Record

Oh my god Aaron
Look at her duck butt
It's just so big
She looks like one of those scene guy's girlfriends
But who understands those scene guys anyways?
They only talk to her
Because they saw her pic on makeoutclub dot com
I mean her duck butt!
It's just so big
I can't believe it
It's just so black and out there
Gross! Look she's just so emo!

Welcome to the record
I hope you like it
I made music in my bedroom
And then I miced it
If you see me around at school
Tell me that you thought it was kind of cool
My name is forrest and I'm tall and lanky
The girls always tell me 'Homie, you so stanky'
I've worn these jeans for the last four weeks
I've been too busy with my rhymin' techniques

Welcome to the record
I know you'll like it
I brought this football
So that I could spike it
If you see me rhymin' and stealin'
Tell me good vibes is what you feelin'
My name is Jesse and I'm hot and steamy
Ladies always tell me 'Jesse, you so dreamy'
I made these jeans look the way they do
And I'm corporate sponsored so I do the dew

[2x]
H to the E to the LLO,
Hellogoodbye on the microphone,
G double O,
DBYE,
I got no rhythm and I can't sing,

Oh Angie

Oh Angie
You're such a funny girl
When will you find Mr. right?
You and me
We should make plans
For the movies on Saturday night

You could bring your boyfriend who doesn't know
That he's your boyfriend... shoot

Ohh Angie you and me

Oh Karissa How I Miss Ya

Oh Karissa how I miss ya'
Won't you say that you miss me too
I burnt a CD through which I am pleading
That you and I might hang out soon
Oh I don't mean a date or anything serious
I just think that we'd be good friends
So if you're not busy, I'm just a bit curious
If we could hang out this weekend

Winter Wonderland

sleigh bells ring
are you listening
in the lane
snow is glistening
a beautiful sight
we're happy tonight
walking in a winters wonderland
gone away is the bluebird
here to stay is a new bird
he's singing love songs
and moving along
walking in a winters wonderland

in the meadow we could build a snowman
and pretend that he is charlie brown
he'll say: are snoopy?
we'll say: no man
but we'll let ya know if he's in town

later on
we'll conspire
as we dream by the fire
and face unafraid
the plans we have made
walking in a winters wonderland

in the meadow we could build a snowman
and pretend that he's a circus clown
and we'll have lots of fun with mister snowman
until mean old lucy knocks him down

when it snows
ain't it thrilling
though your nose gets a chilling
we'll frolic and play
the eskimo way
walking in a winters wonderland
walking in a winters wonderland
walking in a winters wonderland

Lindsay Pai Ala Mode (I Just Think She's The Best)

Singing songs for Lindsey Pai
Tell her how she caught my eye
Let her know how it's been so long
Since first impressions seemed so strong

I don't know what to say or do
Every feeling feels so new
It's doubtful that I've got a chance
to get this girl to come and dance

She probably thinks that I'm obsessed
But I just think that she's the best
She probably thinks that I'm just lonely
But I've got good friends and she's the only...

One to make me feel this way
When she's around I lose my brain
The only thing that clouds the sun
Is that she's already got someone

What do I do now
I've got to figure her out

Cuz this means more than I...
Ever, ever thought it might
I'm setting off to see tonight
Forever and ever seem so bright
But I'm setting off to see tonight
I never, never thought it might
But I'm setting off to see tonight
Forever and ever seem so bright
So I'm setting off to see tonight

We're writing lyrics in the park
Go to her house after dark
Tap on the window, hope, and pray
That she'll like all the gifts I made

If all we ever are is friends
We'll both hope that it never ends
She can go on with the guy she's got
I promise that I'll stay in my spot

So this means more than...
I ever, ever thought it might
I'm setting off to see tonight
Forever and ever seem so bright
So I'm setting off to see tonight
I never, never thought it might
I'm setting off to see tonight
Forever and ever seem so bright
So I'm setting off to see tonight
Forever and ever
Forever and ever seem so bright
So I'm setting off to see tonight

Jessie Buy Corsage

Out on the calculator TI-83
Will you go to homecoming with me?

I've got an idea for a special dance
You can wear a dress
And I can wear some fancy pants
People crammed into a room
Is something you can see
Will you go to homecoming with me?

Dancing with each other
Arms up to the ceiling
Dancing take away the pain
Dancing equal healing
Will you go to homecoming with me? [4x]

Step onto the dance floor
Or I'll sting you like a bee
Will you go to homecoming with me?

Shake it to the left
And shake it to the right
You will come with me
And we will dance all effing night
You will learn the pleasure of dancing with Jesse
Will you go to homecoming with me?

You will see my moves
And think that they are a mirage
Jesse buy you flowers
Jesse buy corsage!
Will you go to homecoming with me? [4x]

Homecoming!

Will you go to homecoming with me? [2x]
We could go to homecoming, you see
Will you go to homecoming with me? [9x]

If You Wanna...I Might

You take a seat right next to me
And I take my Lit notes nervously
I've gotta stay calm, I just want you to stay
I am always daydreaming
Hoping you've dreamt of the same thing
I've gotta stay calm, I don't want this to change

I've been assuming everything
Hoping you'll soon mean everything
I've gotta stay calm, I want this to be real
I don't think you're into me
But truly, that's okay with me
I've gotta stay calm and find out how you feel

So if you wanna say "I-I-I like you"
I might feel just like you
If you choose-choose not to
I knew you-you would

Sometimes I think I am out of my league
And then sometimes I think I can dream
Sometimes I wish I could be the one fish
That you choose out of all in the sea

We are non-existent
But I'll try to be persistent
I've gotta keep on if I want to be close to you
I know you're uninterested
I'm probably just some stupid kid
I could give up if you would want me to

Asking Jessica To Be Official

Featuring Ryan Wilson
(tadadadadada-dada-da!)

(Joey, you're so stupid, I'm trying to write a song here!)

In my bedroom dancing all night long
That's when I knew nothing could go wrong
You'd be the Girl who's always on my mind
We're unofficial, now I think it's time

Maybe you and I (Could be so much more)
Someday you will be mine (And I will be yours)

Jessica, won't you be
My girlfriend, officially
Jessica, won't you be
My girlfriend, officially

(I think she'll like it)

(I don't think she'll get it)

(as in "earth to Jessica")

(It's not like we're actually saying, like, the planet Earth
is calling you, like "Hello, Hello!")

(OH SNAP!)